I Can't Make Art.

I can't make art in this bra.

I can't make art while my sister is driving home in a thunderstorm.

I can't make art when I'm worried about quitting Chili's on Monday.

I can't make art when I'm alone too long.

I can't make art if there are people around.

I can't make art if people keep asking me about it.

I can't make art if someone around me is watching tv.

I can't make art if I have been around a tv in the last hour.

I can't make art if I haven't left the apartment today.

I can't make art if I haven't had three meaningful conversations today.

I can't make art if I sit on the computer for more than fifteen minutes.

I can't make art if I'm too hungry or too cold.

I can't make art if I'm full or too warm.

I can't make art when I can't find my scissors.

I can't make art if I've eaten too much cookie cake today.

I can't make art because my aunts really bothered me today.

I can't make art while babies are being born 

or people are dying 

or if I have headaches 

or if my face is breaking out

or if it's early in the morning

or if it's too late

or if my nails are painted

or if I haven't slept enough

or if I've slept too much

or if I'm alive.

or if I'm dead.

Bad Titles by Brit

1. Colby, Cheddar or Pepper Jack?

2. Where's the Fruitcake, Who are you Calling a Fruitcake, I'm Gonna Punch you in the Face.

3. Are Chocolate Covered Strawberries Too Forward?

4. Worst Thing That Can Happen Tonight is That I Have to Eat All The Chocolate Covered Strawberries By Myself.

5. Where's the Yogurt?